Honest Friday the 13th Movie Posters

Time for another round for Honest Horror Movie Posters! Today we’re focusing on the Friday the 13th Franchise. This is by far my favorite horror franchise, so it was pretty fun. And in all honesty, the original tagline were pretty decent (e.g. Jason X: Evil Gets an Upgrade). But that is not the name of the game. The name of the game is Honest Movie Posters: Friday the 13th Edition. Let’s get to it.

Friday the 13th (1980) 

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Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)2

Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)3

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)4

Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985)5

Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives (1986)6

Friday the 13th Part 7: New Blood (1988)7

Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)8Jason Goes to Hell (1993)

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Jason X (2001)10

Freddy Vs Jason (2003) 11

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Honest Halloween Posters

Today I tossed on Halloween 3, Season of the Witch. Because the last time I tried watching it I was probably about 14 years old, and waited and waited for Michael to show up. I time before the internet held all answers. Ahh, to be an adolescent in 2004. I was wrong, so, so wrong. But because it was sans Michael Myers I always gave it a bad wrap. But today, I decided to give it a real chance as a pure scary movie, because John and Debra were a time head of themselves. Anthology horror didn’t catch on until the 2000s. But while I queued it up, I thought the poster should have a different tagline, and then I thought hell, let’s make a whole series of Honest Horror Movie Posters. Today is the entire franchise of Halloween. Spoilers in the taglines.

Halloween (1978)

Halloween Honest Movie Poster

Halloween II (1981)

Halloween 2 Honest Movie Poster

Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)

Halloween 3 Honest Movie Poster

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Halloween 4 Honest Movie Poster

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

Halloween 5 Honest Movie Poster

Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Halloween 6 Honest Movie Poster

Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

H20 Honest movie Poster

Halloween Resurrection (2002)

Halloween Resurrection Honest Movie Poster

Halloween (2007)

Halloween Remake Honest Poster

Halloween (2009)

Halloween 2 remake Honest poster

Halloween (2018)

Halloween 2018 honest poster